X-COPS Return to Disturb the Peace with New EP 'XCAB' due out June 28th via Pit Records
- Scott Kucharski
- Apr 11, 2024
- 2 min read
X-COPS are back! After 25 years on the lam, the original Bad Boys of Law Enforcement have returned, bringing their unique brand of heavy metal with them. The world has never been more in need of the message they bring: “Respect authority, or else!”, and they have the riffs and the firepower to back it up!

Rumors about the identities of these uniformed thugs are rampant, with some even going as far as to say that they are made up of members of such legendary bands as GWAR, Rigor Mortis, and Darkest Hour, but the truth is they are actually former police officers who have banded together to beat the world into submission, force feed the public their own brand of Justice, and spread the word that All Cops Are Beautiful!

Commenting on the new release, Sheriff Tub Tucker had this to say,
“Listen up you degenerate punks! X-COPS are back on the streets with a new e.p. coming to disturb your peace! 5 armor-piercing tracks, locked and loaded and aimed directly between your eyes. This slab of police brutality features the single 'Light ‘Em Up', a little tale of how the fire that burned down the Branch Davidians in Waco, TX really started! Spoiler: it was us!” The new EP will be released on PIT Records.

Pre-Order HERE
XCAB Track List:
1. We're the Pigs
2. Kinderhardened
3. Conflict Management
4. Next to You (Police Cover)
5. Light 'Em Up
May Tour Dates with CKY
X-Cops With CKY:
5/3: Orlando, FL @ The Beacham
5/5: Charleston, SC @ Music Farm
5/6: Atlanta, GA @ The Masquerade (Hell)
5/7: Norfolk, VA @ The NorVa
5/8: Carrboro, NC @ Cat’s Cradle
5/9: Baltimore, MD @ Rams Head Live!
Headline show
5/10: Richmond, VA @ Another Round
Watch the Video for "Light 'Em Up" HERE
X-COPS are:
X-Sheriff Tubb Tucker - Vocals
X-Sargent Al DePansia - Guitar and Vocals
X-Lieutenant Louie Scrapinetti - Guitar and Vocals
X-Officer Ed Banger - Bass
X-Inmate #8048675309 -Drums
X-Bike Cop Biff Buff - Vocals
X Agent Zypygski, the “Zipper Pig” - Vocals
About Pit Records:

The collective of visual artists, musicians, and performers behind the iconic shock rock band GWAR launched Pit Records in 2019. GWAR is known for gory and satirical rock-n-roll theater rooted in the DIY ethos of punk rock and the blood-soaked humor and allegory of horror, science fiction, comic books, and professional wrestling. Pit Records is the next major step in building a gloriously perverse universe where GWAR resides alongside all the super-cool characters, projects, and products of the Slave Pit imagination.




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